The World's Stupidest Laws is a collection of some of the most ridiculous regulations, silly statues and bizarre by-laws from different cities, states and countries across our legally challenged globe. FRANCE: ? It is a crime for an owner of a pig to call his swine "Napoleon". ? It is illegal to park or land a flying saucer in any vineyard across France. CANADA: ? Every fifth song on Canadian radio must be by a Canadian-born citizen. ? It is illegal to launch a missile in an undesignated area; those who break this law may be punished with a $75.00 fine UNITED STATES: * Fairbanks, Alaska - It is illegal to give alcoholic beverages to a moose. ? Arizona: Donkeys are not allowed to sleep in bathtubs. ? Hawaii: Citizens are not allowed to put coins in their ears. ? Iowa: It is required by law that one-armed piano players perform for free. ? North Carolina: Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields. ? Nebraska: Barbers are not allowed to eat onions between 7am and 7pm.